I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Your penis caused this!
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