So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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