In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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