Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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