I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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