Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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