so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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