Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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