He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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