no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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