I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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