Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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