You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
