This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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