He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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