i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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