stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
