at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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