There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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