I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Randomize
