i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
a search helicopter?!
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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