I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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