All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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