You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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