So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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