I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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