i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
bring money and cleavage
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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