I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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