I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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