my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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