Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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