we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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