a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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