they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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