How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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