This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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