Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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