So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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