yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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