I'm jealous of your bromance
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
