She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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