I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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