my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
