problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Randomize
