The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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