What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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