so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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