If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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