break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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