I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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