Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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