OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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