There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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