Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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