Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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