You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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