Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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