Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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