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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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